The V.I.P Room
FINALLY!! The streets have been watching and waiting to hear these words so???. Good evening gents and germs & welcome to another edition of the VIP Room. All access passes have been checked and your name's are on the list so push aside the velvet rope and gain entry into paradise. Take a seat, order yourself a sip, and allow me to dazzle you with insights from the champion's room.
by BigDre245 
February 20, 2017
Hell sports fans! Welcome behind the velvet rope of the MOF into the V.I.P room where your resident expert and Hall of Fame coach Big Dre shines up his ring and lets you all sip from the golden goblet. This is a forum where I spit straight fire as the kids say, on things that are bouncing around my head and other stuff so let’s jump in.
We crowned a new champion from last season in newbie W0pSurprise and it was no surprise how he did it: defense and other stuff we don’t know, so kind of a surprise. The new Bengals coach paved the way to his title through a tough running game and mind-blowing defensive approach that left many members scratching their heads as well as their game plans. That said, the shine comes off of you pretty quick around here because the MOF is a here today, gone today league if you don’t step your game up so put the Dolan in the trophy case and hit the film room and get ready to re-tool and defend. People win titles around here and the next season they can struggle, present company guilty there. This league is full of ballers and great Madden guys that can get after it if you sleep too long so champ in the words of future Hall of Famer, Ice Up Son and get ready to ball. Congrats and welcome to the champions room where only jewelry gets you in. Pauly will take your coat, seems to be the closest he will get to the room. SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!!
Lastly, I will end this virgin voyage spending a little time on our little boss, Jeffrey. Now little known fact, Jeff was the forgotten Jersey Shore member that was too lame to make the TV show. Jeff was a drunken, often angry elf that lived and breathed the MOF and I am sure shots of Jaeger (did I spell that right?). He was our resident Roger Goodell that reigned with Vince McMahon-ian flare for the dramatics (we ALL remember those epic meltdowns will winning, let alone losing). We all loved, and maybe even feared him for his passion and dedication. Now, he has matured, cleaned out the spank bank, and settled down with a lady that CLEARLY is out of his league but she likes leprechauns so they work. While I am happy for my man Jeff, I do sometimes miss a 20 minute tirade on why this game sucks while winning by 14 points. The good ole days. So MOF, pour out a little liquor for our little Jeffy, he is all grown up now.
Ok guys, that will do it for today. Look forward to another addition of the lounge when we advance or whenever I feel like letting you know things from the penthouse suite. Settle up your tabs and head for the doors, the V.I.P. room is closed.
