The V.I.P Room
FINALLY!! The streets have been watching and waiting to hear these words so???. Good evening gents and germs & welcome to another edition of the VIP Room. All access passes have been checked and your name's are on the list so push aside the velvet rope and gain entry into paradise. Take a seat, order yourself a sip, and allow me to dazzle you with insights from the champion's room.
by BigDre245 
February 6, 2018
Good evening gents and germs and welcome to another edition of the VIP Room. All access passes have been checked and you name is on the list so allow me to open the velvet rope and allow you entrance into paradise. Take a seat and enjoy all we have to offer.
First, let us start by pouring out a little liquor (he looks like a wine cooler guy) for Aaron, the former coach of the Bears. Oh Aaron, giver of memes and user of cheese; you flew too close to the sun and burnt your wax wings. We will miss you somewhat. Ok not at all but you all get the point here. We called it! The over/under on seasons he would last was 2 and I think we hit that before we got out the knife and shredded that Monterey Jack dude out of here. I will admit, not seeing the rules stretched like a pair of yoga pants on Jamarcus Russell will take some time getting used to but we will push through. On a related but separate note, the reigning MOF champion rode off to some Queen’s “Another One Bites The Dust” as W0p Surprise gave us all his namesake and sold his property in Cincy. Not sure if the shame of losing to Commissioner Jeff (sure he threw that game to Ryan Chee-zier and Co.) or if the mantle of repeating had him up to 3 packs a day but the jungle cats are in the shelter without an owner. So if my math adds up; W0p quit, Trev is being the old man yelling at kiss on his grass, and Browns are…..well the Browns. I mean could this guy be more Patriot-esque making the playoffs? Looking at you Jeff. Lame.
Finally we finish up with some insight on the NFL Combine and the impact it will have on Madden 18. First let’s start with the obvious cheese going into next season as WR John Ross blazed a 4.2 40 yard dash and we all heard Jonesy become excited through his jeans. Rumors are already spreading this guy will have a 101 speed rating. 100! Devin Hester from Madden 08 thinks that is crazy as we crown the young man “Speediest Cheeser” before he has taken a snap in preseason but that WILL be a problem for someone. The “who cares” QB edition of the draft will be a snooze fest but skill positions will get a boost with Ross, Dalvin Cook, Leonard Fournette, and Myles Garrett who blazed a 4.6 as a nearly 300 pound DE come streaking through the next version of the game. Get your popcorn and prepare to hold onto it as these speed demons get ready to 9 route their way into your hearts.
Well that is gonna wrap it up gents. Be sure and stay tuned for another edition of the lounge real soon. Remember to tip your waitress and head for the exits boys because the lounge is now closed. Jfon, stop hitting on the bartender! Someone get Leet a cab and for heaven’s sake, somebody find Cheef’s pants!
